It’s that time of year again.
The time where you get to save big money and we ask you to donate to our food and toy drive. Times are tough so we are not requiring donations but we sure would like some. If you are generous, and In The Know, your generosity will be rewarded.
Daily savings to help you part with your hard earned dough.
Get someone a gift or reward yourself for being awesome.
DONATIONS ARE REQUIRED TO PARTICIPATE IN THESE SALES.
Be generous to help out the people in our area that need help.
We’re NOT telling you how much to donate (unless we do).
Just bring what you can and refer to our donation list.
All the usual rules and restrictions apply. Don’t make us say them again!
Of course you can read them here.
Restrictions
** disclaimers, restrictions and the place where you find out you don’t save as much as you want to, you cheap SOB.
JETPACK STORE CREDIT CARDS, COUPONS & CREDIT SLIPS ARE NOT APPLICABLE FOR SALES, but you already knew that.
SALES / SPECIALS / DISCOUNTS / BUY X GET X NEVER APPLY TO, Subscriptions, holds, special orders, the last two weeks of NEW merchandise (see clerk with questions), Magic / Pokemon & Cards (unless otherwise noted), wall back issues (but you can save on wall variants), gift cards purchases or anything we deem sketchy.
You can not combine, stack, match, merge or have threesomes with the discount structures, savings and deals.
You can not purchase more than 1 of any specific item with SALE discounts.
No Tom Foolery. Don’t make us call BS on you and call you out in store and on the inter-webs! If we have to explain this to you then you are thinking about doing it. Just stop.
Cute babies get the highest of high fives! You know I’m looking at you baby.
We are not responsible for typos, mistakes, etc in any sale write up.
ALL SALES ARE FINAL SO MAKE YOUR CHOICES WISELY.
Not sure what something is? Ask a clerk.
DONATIONS
Canned Goods. Non-Perishable Food. Toiletries. Pet Supplies
ALL OF THESE MUST BE IN CODE! Out of code = NO SAVINGS FOR YOU.
Toys must be unwrapped and new. WE CAN NOT ACCEPT PLUSH
WE DO NOT ACCEPT DOLLAR STORE GARBAGE FOR SALE DONATIONS. YOU know what we are talking about.
HERE’S WHAT WE’RE LOOKING FOR THIS YEAR.
Please follow the requests listed here and
? CANNED GOODS. Non-Perishable Food. Please make sure they are in code! CHECK THE DATE / CODE to make sure it’s still acceptable. YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE SALE IF YOU BRING US ANY EXPIRED GOODS – EVEN ONE. Plus we will make fun of you on social media if you bring us expired goods.
? TOYS – must be unwrapped and new. NO PLUSH PLEASE. DO NOT bring us junk from the dollar store expect that you will save less than one dollar during a sale.YOU WILL BE BANNED FROM THE SALE.
? LEGOS – clean loose Lego bricks are the only exception to NEW. Who doesn’t love Legos.
? TOILETRIES – In code and sealed.
? SOCKS – Yes – socks
? PET SUPPLIES – food, litter, flea collars, etc (Yes, these also must be in code..
THE IMPORTANT DONATIONS RULE – You know what sucks? When someone donates 50 cans of Green Beans? Sure, Green Beans are great for holiday meals but now if it’s the only thing you have. You know what else sucks. A case of Ramen.
If your count is made up of more than 25% of one thing you only get 1/2 credit.
If you donate 20 cans and 10 are Green Beans you get a credit of 5 for the first 5 then 2.5 for the second 5. Yes, it’s a math problem – figure it out or mix up your donations.
Ramen packs get you 1/3 credit across the board.
Please don’t forget our extra important NO SUCK rule. We are saving you money so spend a little and save a lot but be respectful.
NONE OF THE DONATIONS CAN SUCK and SUCK is defined by the Jetpack Staff members. Jetpack Staff earn bonuses for every SUCK donation they report. Try real hard not to suck!
In case you’re wondering, our food and toys are distributed through a local elementary school, via those that know who needs an assist, and directly to people that reach out to us. We also work with other community orgs. Please give as much as you can and we will continue saving you money every holiday season.