DAYS & DAYS of Holiday Savings – If you can follow the rules!
The Jetpack Comics Holiday Sales Events take place every year, from Black Friday (plus a special BFP) through Cyber Monday and more! Taking advantage of our SALES EVENTS requires you (REQUIRES) to take part in our annual Toy & Food drives.
Yes, there are restrictions – many restrictions. Yes, there are exclusions. Many exclusions. What’s in it for you? Well, besides giving to those less fortunate than your bad ass-self, it also gives you the chance to save CRAZY CRAZY dollars & earn special discounts / rebates / refunds / future savings.
Look, just follow the effing rules and you win at Jetpack. It’s that simple. Offended yet? No? Just wait.
THE JETPACK TOY AND FOOD DRIVE
11/Now to 12/22
** IT IS REQUIRED THAT YOU DONATE TO THIS TO BE A PART OF THESE RIDCULOUS SALES**
So you want to take advantage of our super savings and sales. Then you have to donate to our Food & Toy Drives. The donations change with each sale day so pay close attention to the requirements! Mail-Order has special donation requirements.
Present your donations to the clerk! If you’re worthy, he will give you a special SHOP THE SALE TICKET. If not he will send you out to do better!
Mail-Order? Donate as indicated on the page!
The “William and Barbara Steadman Food Drive” & “Jetpack Comics Toy Drive” runs from 11/now to 12/22. Give lots & Give often to those that don’t have what you do…and I am not talking about your good looks.
** see restrictions below
ALL THE HOLIDAY SALES & DEALS
** disclaimers, restrictions and the place where you find out you don’t save as much as you want to, you cheap SOB.
JETPACK CREDIT CARDS & CREDIT SLIPS ARE NOT APPLICABLE FOR SALES, but you already knew that.
SALES / SPECIALS / DISCOUNTS / BUY X GET X NEVER APPLY TO, Subscriptions, holds, special orders, the last two weeks of NEW merchandise (see clerk with questions), Magic Cards (unless otherwise noted) or Cards Against Humanity and it’s expansions, generic or otherwise.
Dealers – Retailers – Ebayers & the such – NOPE – WE are not going to
sell to you. We reserve the right to refuse sale to anyone for any
reason. Mostly the reason will be that we want to support our friends,
not your business.
JETPACK STORE CREDIT (ie Jetpack Credit Cards) are not applicable forms of payment during sales – you know why.
You can not combine, stack, match, merge or have threesomes with the discount structures, savings and deals. You get one at a time, per purchase. You figure out what saves you the most and tell us to do it. Should you accept this mission…..
No Tom Foolery. Don’t make us call BS on you and call you out in store and on the inter-tards! If we have to explain this to you then you are thinking about doing it. Just stop.
Cute babies get the highest of high fives! You know I’m lookin at you baby.
We are not responsible for typos in this sale write up.
Food donations can not be expired food and toys can not be crappy toys. Toys must be brand new with no wrapping paper. Toys can not be 99 cent match box cars or other dollar store crap. No, you can’t buy the toys at our sale and donate them after. Give generously and be rewarded. Be cheap and be ridiculed. NO EXCEPTIONS TO DONATIONS. All donations must be presented at the counter to get your Holiday Sale shopping slip. Slip must be turned in when you make your purchase.
SIMPLY PUT – non-perishable food items or unwrapped new toys in the qty stated, get you into the sale of the day! The food can not be expired and the toys can’t be shitty generic matchbox cars. The clerk will call you out and deny you.